THROWBACK: GHANAIANS TO BE BANNED FROM WHATSAPP FOREVER.

Some month ago, some Ghanaians were shocked to hear whatsapp to be banned forever in Ghana.
Some of us knew it was clearly hoax. Some also were thinking about how their last days on whatsapp would go.
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" Latest information reaching us indicates that the co founder of the largest Social Media who is also the owner of Whatsapp, Mark Zuckerberg has accepted to ban Ghanaians from using Whatsapp this 1st April as a result of some situations He finds inappropriate.This move came as a result of some research done on all the whatsapp databases across the world.

The decision to ban Ghana according to the Social Media Ruler is as follows:

•     Ghanaians post a lot of “Pasco” which has caused a virus to attack the whatsapp system.

•     Ghanaians chat a lot and do not even sleep at night.

•     Ghanaian Males have broken the world record of using Whatsapp to propose to    more than 50,000 women.

•     Ghana leading with more pornographic pictures shared online.

•     Too much editing on their D.p’s.

This means that on 1st April, Ghanaians will no longer have acess to Whatsapp. So, at the moment, we advised all Ghanaians to chat “last hour” because they are going to miss whatsapp forever. "

THROWBACK: GHANAIANS TO BE BANNED FROM WHATSAPP FOREVER.

Most Funniest Pictures Ever Seen On Social Media

Whatsapp has become much more than a messaging app. Among its many accolades, it has also turned out to be something of a joke portal. Some funny messages and pictures find their way to Whatsapp from God knows where, and within minutes they go viral. Dare post a joke you saw an hour ago to a group, and you can be sure someone will cry ‘Pasquo!’

Over the course of last year some particular pictures popped into the Whatsappverse (Whatsapposphere?) and made us laugh and laugh some more. Here we take a trip down memory lane as we look at 31 of the best, funniest and most ludicrous.

1. This guy has absolute faith in his Economics teacher.

 2. He should be glad his first name is not Sonic.

3. Before it left waters, this trotro was a boat.

4. Some phones need accessories. Others need isosseles. Others equilateral.

5. I’m more concerned about the paternity of the baby than the spelling mistake.

6. An example of how teachers don’t encourage creativity and ingenuity

7. I can’t even.

8. Brief and concise

9. Gives new meaning to ‘The word of God is like a double-edged sword.’

10. ‘Peter, Peter, send the bottle back.’ It’s an old joke.

11. Newsflash: You die either way

12. Dream wedding. Let no one ever say Ghanaians are not resourceful

13. In their defence, they’ve lived a very hard life

14. Boys abre

15. Another example of unrewarded creativity

16. The judgement day that had everyone running scared.

17. One of many memes inspired by the beloved and elderly goalkeeper

18. Clearly he was born to be an artist, not a mathematician

19. The Hip Slip: Girls abre!Girls abre hip slip

20. Real life Dumsor

 21. The animal is a professional

22. The sad occasion didn’t discourage the usual suspects. RIP Paul.

23. That got the point across

24. *Still in that moment of silence*

    

25. Google has something to say about every situation

26. Fortunately/unfortunately she is currently teaching SHS English in a village somewhere

 

27. The most powerful woman in the world

 28. Women never lose sight of the important facts

29. Modern Warfare: Prayer Camp. We do not wrestle against flesh and blood. You be there and joke.

30. Out of the mouths of babes

  

31. And my all-time favourite…

That girl means business.
 


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Most Funniest Pictures Ever Seen On Social Media

I Don't know M.anifest And Sarkodie - Asiedu Nketia Says (A Must Watch VIDEO)

Asiedu Nketiah, General Secretary of the National Democratic Congress

The General Secretary of the National Democratic Congress (NDC), Johnson Asiedu Nketia has expressed shock over reports that he is backing rapper M.anifest in his beef with Sarkodie.

Reports on social media and some blogs indicate that General Mosquito as Asiedu Nketia is known and called has described the beef as Tom and Jerry cartoon fight.

According to the report, the NDC scribe explained that “M.anifest the son of astute lawyer Tsatau Tsikata is as intelligent as his father, no two ways about it, the gentleman is an intellectual, more than a mere rapper among his peers and there is no way Opana who only brags can compare himself to him even the deaf and dumb knows that”.

“The blind does not need to look into a mirror to confirm he is blind,” he is quoted as saying.

Reacting to this on Asempa FM Wednesday, the politician denied ever making any comment about Sarkodie or M.anifest.

“What is called M.anifest…I don’t know anyone by name Manifest and I don’t know anyone by name Sarkodie too…I don’t know them…is it the manifest they look on to write people’s names for them to board planes or what..?” he responded sarcastically to the question of whether indeed he said those things about Sarkodie.

A manifest is a document listing a ship's contents, cargo, passengers, and crew, for the use of customs officers. It includes a list of passengers or cargo in an aircraft.

The NDC scribe further said that he had no idea why people would want to claim he is a lover of rap music when clearly he is not a fan of hiplife genre of music.

He claimed he has never been interested in rap music because he hardly hears and understands the lyrics in them.

“Have I not been telling you the kinds of music I like, I love Adowa and Yaa Asantewaa kind of music…the songs by Ampofo Adjei, Konadu and even Reggae…if you want to know my friends then they are Naa Konadu whose funeral I even attended, Adofo and Amakye Dede…,” he said.

According to Asiedu Nketia, he became their promoter at a point in time when he was finding things difficult in life.

I Don't know M.anifest And Sarkodie - Asiedu Nketia Says (A Must Watch VIDEO)

This is so funny! Watch Sister Derbie’s new ‘Ghana Jollof’ video featuring Wanlov

Singer Deborah aka Sister Derbie has released the video to her latest single Ghana Jollof, a controversial response to the on-going jollof beef between Ghana and Nigeria.

The song which was premiered on 4Syte TV was produced by Kuvie and compares the rice dish as prepared by Ghanaians and Nigerians. The whole point of the song is that Ghana jollof is better than that of Nigeria with Sister Derbie referring to it as being too white.


The funny video features her ever so controversial brother Wanlov among other men who represent Ghana and Nigeria.

 
Sister Derbie is no stranger to composing controversial songs. In 2012, she released Uncle Obama, a song about wanting to give one Mr Obama’s banana to her monkey. The song won her international acclaim, and an appearance on CNN.

Born Deborah Vanessa Owusu-Bonsu, Sister Derbie has also been involved in TV presenting, modelling and fashion designing.

Watch the video below:

This is so funny! Watch Sister Derbie’s new ‘Ghana Jollof’ video featuring Wanlov